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| Author: | ham [ Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:37 pm ] |
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For all your news needs: Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. Man Sues Himself For Making His Life Hell Randy Burcheon has filed a whopping $250,000 lawsuit against himself -- for making his life a living hell! "Mr. Burcheon suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder," explains Simon Eggert, Burcheon's attorney. "Five of his six personalities are kind, considerate people. "But the sixth -- an unemployed, alcoholic bully known as Larry -- is constantly causing trouble and destroying anything good that happens in my client's life. This has been going on for more than 10 years, and it's time for it to stop." |
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| Author: | pk [ Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:19 pm ] |
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yeah, i've read that first one before.... i still cant figure out how he mistook his penis for a chicken neck... oh well pk |
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